REALITY SHOWSSSSSSSSSS !

Now, one must be wondering that why have I mentioned so many S's in my title ! CAN'T help people, there are so many Reality Shows on tv these days that one 'S' is just not enough. Right? Whenever I turn on the television, I see someone dancing, or someone abusing or someone crying, or someone singing as well.

Let me talk about few reality shows which I have seen in recent times. ROADIES 5.0 ! Its the longest reality show on television. So what is Roadies All About? Few 'ATRANGI' people from all over India (mostly from the NORTH) get selected and they travel all over India (NOW INTERNATIONAL TOO) and perform few "tasks". People who win the task say "F**K, I AM SO HAPPY, I WON THE TASK" and people who lose the task say "F**K YOU B****RD, YOU CHEATED". Either ways, people abuse. Awesome SHOW !!! However, could someone please explain me that why do these people bitch about other people only when the camera is on? I was watching Roadies few weeks back, and I saw the episode where 5 guys stripped just to win money. Hello my protesters? Where have you'll dissappeared? Aah Come on, after protesting against the very RACIST LINE ;) in AAJA NACHLE, you guys must protest about such things too? (Trust me my politicians, OOPS! I mean my protesters, I will vote OOPS AGAIN, I will support you)

Aah, how can I forget DANCE SHOWS. As far as I remember, the oldest Dancing show was "Boogie Woogie". But now, we have a glut of DANCE REALITY SHOWS. Be it NACH BALIYE, NACH BALIYE 2, JHALAK DIKH LAAJA, JHALAK DIKH LAAJA 2, ROCK-N-ROLL FAMILY, or YEH HAI JALWA, what are these reality shows trying to show us? Dance? IN YOUR DREAMS ! These shows are worst than Kekta Kapoor Saas-Bahut sagas. I still can't forget Ms.Shweta Tiwari when she was voted out from Nach Baliye, boy she was SCARY !
Let me talk about MISS.PRACHI DESAI, She was voted out from the show, and within 2 weeks she was back on the show, Nah not only that, SHE WON THE SHOW TOO. Sab Kekta Kapoor ki Meharbani ! JAI HO KEKTA KI ! One girl who yelled from the Roof-Top that these Reality Shows are FAKE, the voting system is faulty. Yes, she is our very own RAKHI SAWANT. No one believed her, why would anyone believe a girl who speaks from her Heart? Right?

Its better if we don't talk about Singing Reality Shows. SA RE GA MA , SA RE GA MA PA, VOICE OF INDIA, MISSION USTAAD...AAH My blood pressure rises when I see these shows. The Judges are so damn cool. I was watching, Sa Re Ga Ma Pa, and our very own SHANTI (DEEPIKA PADUKONE) was the judge. While the contestant was singing the song, deepika shut her eyes and she was fully concentrating on the song. Really Deepika? Were u really concentrating or were you thinking about Dhoni? or Yuvraj Singh? or Akshay Kumar? or your ex-boyfriend? nahhh..I am sure u were thinking about RANBIR KAPOOR'S Butt ! And when the song got over, Deepika said "Your SUR were perfect." Must say u are very talented babe, you can act well, you can dance well, you can FLIRT well, or rather very well and now you know a lot about singing too. AWESOME !!! Thank God, I have a BAD VOICE, or else my mum would send me to one of these sick reality shows too !

Big Boss! Aah This one was my favourite, I really loved it only because of RAKHI SAWANT. Even if she was acting throughtout the show, I just don't care. I Absolutely LOVED HER in the show. Hats off to u RAKHI ! MAY JEEEJUS ALWAYS BE WITH YOU! GANPATI BAPA MORIYA !